This is the background on my Blackberry. It’s been that way since I actually bought the thing, to be honest.

Anyway, today I had to do a lot of ‘kid running’ which basically meant I was transporting children back and forth between their after school program and the all day program in which I work. I needed to use my phone, which I never have with me in the room to check the time to get the kids so they would arrive on schedule.

My kids asked me who the man on my cell phone was. Three little girls.

And I said, “His name is Marlon Brando and that’s my boyfriend.” But it was hilarious to see them passing the phone back and forth with their “oh wow he’s so handsome” in their pre-teen awed at everything male voices.

They already think I met Michael Jackson. I should stop lying to these kids.